Joke 1
A guy walks outside a shop that sells songbirds and sees a cage with two canaries, one of which is singing very beautifully. Enchanted by it’s sound of melody, he quickly enters the shop and asks how much the canary costs in order to buy it.
The shopkeeper tells him:
- These two canaries in this cage go together. Give me 50 grand and take them both.
- But I don’t need them both? I only want the one that sings.
- Yeah allright, but the other one writes songs for it.
Joke 2
A horse walks into a bar. It looks to the right, sees three porcupines. It looks to the left, it sees a peacock with a giraffe. It looks to the back, sees three dogs.
Then it walks to the bar and asks for a whiskey.
- How much?
- 20 euros.
- With these inhuman prices, how can any man come in this place??
Joke 3
Once a turtle went to a bar. It said to the barman:
- I want a beer.
The barman answered politely:
- We don’t serve turtles.
Then the turtle said:
- I want a lemonade.
- We don’t serve turtles.
Then the turtle said:
- Well put me a glass of water.
The barman, very annoyed, takes the turtle and throws it out of the bar. After a month the turtle comes back and says
- Are you looking for a fight?
Joke 4
A kangaroo escaped continuously from the special fenced area in a zoo. The competent, knowing that it can jump very high, placed a fence wall 3 meters high. Next morning the kangaroo was hopping around the zoo, outside the fenced space. The competent raised the fence to 6 meters, but the next morning, the kangaroo was outside again. The same story continued every day, a taller fence, but every morning the kangaroo was outside the fence. The fence was now 20 meters high. Finally, a camel from a nearby fence asks the kangaroo:
- How high do you think they will reach the fence?
- Probably 50 meters high, unless someone considers to lock the door at night.
Joke 5
A flock of bats were sleeping in a tree in their known manner, that is upside down. Suddenly one of them turns and stands upright on the branch. Worried, another bat that saw the incident, pokes the bat beside it and anxiously says:
- Hey Mitsos, wake up, Thanasis fainted!!!
Joke 6
A fly starts a conversation with a dog.
- What’s your breed?
- Wolf hound.
- What’s that?
- My mother was a wolf and my father a hound. And what is your breed?
- Horsefly.
- Come on, cut the bullsh*t!
