Jokes about Chuck Norris

Joke 1
Chuck Norris harms smoking.


Joke 2
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart could never attack him.


Joke 3
Chuck Norris knows the secret of Victoria. (Victoria's Secret)


Joke 4
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... Twice.


Joke 5
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, first he checks if Chuck Norris is in the closet.


Joke 6
Chuck Norris sings Christmas carols using the Bermuda triangle!


Joke 7
Chuck Norris does not wear a watch, because HE decides what time it is.


Joke 8
Chuck Norris does not believe in God. God believes in Chuck Norris.


Joke 9
The train does not exist anymore. Chuck Norris stepped on it. (This comes out from a Greek song for the crafty)


Joke 10
Chuck Norris can touch MC HAMMER.


Joke 11
Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups. He pushes the Earth down.