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Chuck Norris harms smoking.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart could never attack him.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of Victoria. (Victoria's Secret)
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... Twice.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, first he checks if Chuck Norris is in the closet.
Chuck Norris sings Christmas carols using the Bermuda triangle!
Chuck Norris does not wear a watch, because HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris does not believe in God. God believes in Chuck Norris.
The train does not exist anymore. Chuck Norris stepped on it. (This comes out from a Greek song for the crafty)
Chuck Norris can touch MC HAMMER.
Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups. He pushes the Earth down.