Joke 1
A policeman comes to his office and says: “People, I have a son... and it’s a boy!"
Joke 2
A customs officer asks a conductor:
- Any alcohol, drugs, cigarettes?
- No thanks, I have mine.
Joke 3
Two boys are talking:
Do you know the difference between a policeman and a prick?
Suddenly from the corner a policeman emerges: What, what?
"None.”
“That´s my boy!”
Joke 4
A policeman asks a young lady for a dance and asks her a question: Lady, do you also think that policemen are stupid?
No, but I have never danced on an anthem.
Joke 5
A policeman stops a driver and tells her:
So, today it is for 500.
Well, - answers the lady behind the driving wheel, usually I take a thousand but just because it is you...
Joke 6
Two policemen stand on the top of the Eiffel tower. One of them says :
- From here we can see the whole Paris. -
- Crap, then where is the Eiffel Tower?
Joke 7
What do you say when you drive over a sleeping police officer in a sleeping bag?
- Pig in a blanket
Joke 8
Two policemen have a task to measure the height of a column. They wonder and one of them suddenly yells:
- We should knock the column down and measure it.
The second answers:
- You jerk, we have to measure the height not the length.
Joke 9
Two policemen need to scale the wall and one of them says to the other:
- Make me a goat.
And the second says:
- Mee Mee Mee (sound of a goat)
Joke 10
Two policeman are walking a dog. One of them always leans and looks under the dog.
- What are you looking for?
- Well, I have heard someone saying that there was a dog with two d!cks.
A policeman comes to his office and says: “People, I have a son... and it’s a boy!"
Joke 2
A customs officer asks a conductor:
- Any alcohol, drugs, cigarettes?
- No thanks, I have mine.
Joke 3
Two boys are talking:
Do you know the difference between a policeman and a prick?
Suddenly from the corner a policeman emerges: What, what?
"None.”
“That´s my boy!”
Joke 4
A policeman asks a young lady for a dance and asks her a question: Lady, do you also think that policemen are stupid?
No, but I have never danced on an anthem.
Joke 5
A policeman stops a driver and tells her:
So, today it is for 500.
Well, - answers the lady behind the driving wheel, usually I take a thousand but just because it is you...
Joke 6
Two policemen stand on the top of the Eiffel tower. One of them says :
- From here we can see the whole Paris. -
- Crap, then where is the Eiffel Tower?
Joke 7
What do you say when you drive over a sleeping police officer in a sleeping bag?
- Pig in a blanket
Joke 8
Two policemen have a task to measure the height of a column. They wonder and one of them suddenly yells:
- We should knock the column down and measure it.
The second answers:
- You jerk, we have to measure the height not the length.
Joke 9
Two policemen need to scale the wall and one of them says to the other:
- Make me a goat.
And the second says:
- Mee Mee Mee (sound of a goat)
Joke 10
Two policeman are walking a dog. One of them always leans and looks under the dog.
- What are you looking for?
- Well, I have heard someone saying that there was a dog with two d!cks.
