Joke 1
An Englishman, a Hungarian and a Slovak meet…
And they didn´t understand each other!
Joke 2
An Englishman asks a Slovak blonde woman a question in English language:
- Do you speak English?
- What?
The Englishman repeats his question in English language:
- Do you speak English?
- What?
The Englishman repeats the question again in Slovak language:
- Do you speak English?
- Yes,yes.
Joke 3
A Slovakman at the doctor:
- Doctor, could you examine my tongue please? I have got a splinter in it.
- A splinter? How come?
- ”You know, I poured a swig of whiskey on the floor.”
Joke 4
A Slovak, A Hungarian and A Russian travel to Africa. In the middle of the desert their car breaks. As they are walking, they see a camel in oasis. The Slovak jumps on the first hump, The Hungarian on second hump and the sad Russian asks: “And where will I go ? The Slovak grabs the camel´s tail and says: “Go in the cabin.”
Joke 5
An American, a Russian and a Slovak jump out of a plane and they are singing.
The American: Let’s fly together.
The Russian: Look, I am flying
The Slovak: If two people are happy, they don’t miss the third one.
Joke 6
Jano meets a friend.
- Juro, I have heard that you are good at English language.
- Yes, I am.
- So can you tell me what Why? means?
- Why.
- I am just asking.
Joke 7
“A policeman asks a Slovak man:
“Name?” - "Ján Matúš"
"Sex?" - "Four times a week"
"No, I mean male or female?" - "Male, female, sometimes camel."
Joke 8
In a Slovak restaurant.
Customer: „I´ll have a hamburger, please.“
Waiter: „With pleasure.“
Customer: „No, with pickles and onions.“
Joke 9
In the USA, they have: Bill Clinton, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope, Johny Cash.
In Slovakia, we have: Róbert Fico, no wonder, no hope, no cash.
Joke 10
I open a newspaper – There is Fico. I turn on the radio – Fico again. I turn on the TV TV – Fico again. I am afraid to open the toilet.
(Robert Fico is the Prime Minister of Slovakia)
An Englishman, a Hungarian and a Slovak meet…
And they didn´t understand each other!
Joke 2
An Englishman asks a Slovak blonde woman a question in English language:
- Do you speak English?
- What?
The Englishman repeats his question in English language:
- Do you speak English?
- What?
The Englishman repeats the question again in Slovak language:
- Do you speak English?
- Yes,yes.
Joke 3
A Slovakman at the doctor:
- Doctor, could you examine my tongue please? I have got a splinter in it.
- A splinter? How come?
- ”You know, I poured a swig of whiskey on the floor.”
Joke 4
A Slovak, A Hungarian and A Russian travel to Africa. In the middle of the desert their car breaks. As they are walking, they see a camel in oasis. The Slovak jumps on the first hump, The Hungarian on second hump and the sad Russian asks: “And where will I go ? The Slovak grabs the camel´s tail and says: “Go in the cabin.”
Joke 5
An American, a Russian and a Slovak jump out of a plane and they are singing.
The American: Let’s fly together.
The Russian: Look, I am flying
The Slovak: If two people are happy, they don’t miss the third one.
Joke 6
Jano meets a friend.
- Juro, I have heard that you are good at English language.
- Yes, I am.
- So can you tell me what Why? means?
- Why.
- I am just asking.
Joke 7
“A policeman asks a Slovak man:
“Name?” - "Ján Matúš"
"Sex?" - "Four times a week"
"No, I mean male or female?" - "Male, female, sometimes camel."
Joke 8
In a Slovak restaurant.
Customer: „I´ll have a hamburger, please.“
Waiter: „With pleasure.“
Customer: „No, with pickles and onions.“
Joke 9
In the USA, they have: Bill Clinton, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope, Johny Cash.
In Slovakia, we have: Róbert Fico, no wonder, no hope, no cash.
Joke 10
I open a newspaper – There is Fico. I turn on the radio – Fico again. I turn on the TV TV – Fico again. I am afraid to open the toilet.
(Robert Fico is the Prime Minister of Slovakia)
