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One night Totos father was sitting in his armchair. Suddenly he says to Toto:
- Toto, bring me my slippers from your sisters room.
So Toto goes to Totinas room, opens the door and sees her sitting in her bed and talking to her friend:
Toto:
- Totina, Dad told me to f@@k you both!
Totina:
- What nonsense is this, Toto.
Toto:
- What? You don’t believe me? Dad? Only one of them?
Dad:
- Both, you idiot!
Discussion between Toto and his dad:
- Toto, I think it’s time now that you have become 15, to talk about sex.
- Ok Dad. Tell me, what do you want to learn?
A postman rings the bell at Toto’s home and Toto opens the door, holding a beer and smoking a cigar. They had the following conversation:
- Is your mom here?
- You must have lost it!
Toto returns home being very optimistic about his exams.
- How did you go? asks the father.
- Very well. We only have to wait for the results.
- Very nice, the father answers, but couldn’t you understand how well you went on your oral examination? What kind of person was your examiner?
- Very religious. Each time I answered a question, he looked up to the sky, he crossed himself and constantly said: "Holy Christ and Virgin Mary".
Joke 5
Totos’ uncle came to his house. While they were eating, Toto says to his uncle:
- Uncle, can I tell you something?
- No, Toto, no talking while we’re eating. You can tell me later.
After a while they finish eating.
- Toto, what is it you wanted to tell me?
- A fly was in your soup!!!!!
One day in class, the teacher says to Toto:
- Toto this is the last time I'm telling you not to speak again in class!
Toto:
- That’s good news miss, that means I don’t get to hear from you again!!
The teacher says to young Toto:
- Toto, unless you begin to study, I will send a letter to your father.
- I advise you, miss, not to do so because my mother is very jealous.
The teacher asks Toto:
- If you have 10 euros in one pocket and another 20 euros in your other pocket, what do you have Toto?
- Definitely somebody else's pants sir.
Totos was with his friend and were playing a game named “Volos” (Volos is big greek city. The actual meaning of the word is little rock) in the course of Geography. At some point the teacher turns towards them, and they hid their stones in their pockets.
- Where is Thessaloniki? The teacher asks Totos’ friend.
- In Macedonia, miss.
- Well done. And where is Volos, Toto?
- In my pockets, miss.
Totos is with his teacher and his teacher asks him:
- Toto how much is 10 - 10?
- I do not know, sir!
- Let me rephrase, if you had 10 pieces of meat and ate them, what would be left?
- The potatoes, sir.
One day at school the teacher asked Toto:
- What's on a guitar Toto?
But Toto didn’t know so the child behind him whispered
- Various parts...
But Toto misheard and said:
- Farts, Misses...
- Toto my child, the teacher shouted, what are you talking about in class? You should be ashamed? Where do you get these ideas?
- From my behind Misses...
- Toto why are you talking whenever I’m teaching?
- Misses, why are you teaching whenever I’m talking?
- Where are you going Toto?
- I’m coming.
- I asked you where were you going, not if you were coming?
- How can we preserve the school clean Toto?
- By not coming miss…
