Joke 1
Wife: "I look fat. Can you pay me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
Joke 2
A man asks, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God responds, ”So you would love her.” The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?” God replies, “So she would love you.”
Joke 3
Girl: "Girls are better than boys."
Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?"
Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."
Joke 4
Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
Joke 5
A wife asks her husband, "Honey, will you still love me when I am old and overweight?"
The man replies, "Yes, I do.
Joke 6
The first woman in space: "Houston, we have a problem."
Houston:What?
Woman"Never mind."
Houston What's the problem?
Woman"Nothing."
Houston: Please tell us.
Woman"I'm fine."
Joke 7
"Oh, my love! My darling! If you give me one more kiss, I’ll be yours forever!"
"Sh*t... thanks for the warning.
Joke 8
Big girls don't cry... They eat.
Joke 9
Son: Dad, what does 'gay' mean?
Father: It means 'to be happy'.
Son: Are you a gay?
Father: No, son. I have a wife.
Joke 10
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Wife: "I look fat. Can you pay me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
Joke 2
A man asks, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God responds, ”So you would love her.” The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?” God replies, “So she would love you.”
Joke 3
Girl: "Girls are better than boys."
Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?"
Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."
Joke 4
Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
Joke 5
A wife asks her husband, "Honey, will you still love me when I am old and overweight?"
The man replies, "Yes, I do.
Joke 6
The first woman in space: "Houston, we have a problem."
Houston:What?
Woman"Never mind."
Houston What's the problem?
Woman"Nothing."
Houston: Please tell us.
Woman"I'm fine."
Joke 7
"Oh, my love! My darling! If you give me one more kiss, I’ll be yours forever!"
"Sh*t... thanks for the warning.
Joke 8
Big girls don't cry... They eat.
Joke 9
Son: Dad, what does 'gay' mean?
Father: It means 'to be happy'.
Son: Are you a gay?
Father: No, son. I have a wife.
Joke 10
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
